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Bruised heals, broken skateboards, de-lam's and wheelbite! If you're familiar with these terms chances are you have become a victim to having what I like to call lead feet. Do you ever have those days where you ollie off a curb and it appears you just ollied a twelve stair? Have you ever broken more than one board in a day? Well I have, and let me tell you spending $100 bucks on two decks in one day is a bit ridiculous. Given it's just a piece of wood, and if landed upon with the right pressure it can easily break, but what gives? Why do my feet land anywhere but over the bolts? And do they make Viagra for leg stamina? My legs are that of your average 62 year old. Seriously here, if I don't figure this out I'm going to need a second job. At this point it's just not a good economic decision for me to try any tricks. So if you see me around at a park don't expect anything but some sweet bowl carving.
Thanks,
The Angry Skateboarder
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on Mar 8th, 2007 at 11:10 am
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28 Replies to “Broken Skateboards - Call me Gordon Leadfoot”
What Are de-lam’s?
i hate hot-pockets
Try not to bite your decks they dont like it much ._.
PR is a dumbass.
do most kids even know who gordon lightfoot is?
wtf
The broken skateboard in the photo at the top of this page looks exactly like MINE. Odd that it also somehow bears an uncanny likeness to the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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i need a new board broke mine flimin for my shop vid anal lover 3 yea it sound as if its a porno but it a sick *** boarding movie brosiff!!!!!!!!!!!